Quote of the Day I:
“Tonight’s #GOPDebate will be next to Cleveland’s toxic and disgusting Lake Erie, showing you at least one person understands symbolism.”
— GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump.
Quote of the Day II:
“I ate bad food late last night now my tum tum is killing me.”
— Sam Knight, TheDCSentinel, freelancer, The Intercept.
BuzzFeed reporter reveals her pooping habits
“I’ve been pooping pretty regularly lately guys.” — Tracy Clayton, BuzzFeed.
Journo makes fun of woman’s retarded spelling
Unsolicited advice for the Clintons
“To paraphrase ‘Mean Girls,’ I feel like someone needs to tell the Clintons to stop trying to make Chelsea happen.” — Business Insider‘s Hunter Walker.
“I just found out Donald Trump is 69. This is what’s going to kill him – he’ll be almost 80 by the end of his second term. That’s too old.” — The Daily Beast‘s Olivia Nuzzi.
Words of Wisdom
“The entire notion that news outlets shouldn’t cover Donald Trump is so dumb. That would be actual real systemic editorial bias. I get it, I get it. You don’t want to write about Trump bc you don’t respect him. But you’re a political journalist. No one respects you either.” — Ben Dreyfuss, Mother Jones public engagement editor.
Kelly Osbourne offended a bunch of people this week with an appearance on ABC’s The View. Her quote: “In what way does he think that people are going to vote for him after he’s just called them rapists and murderers?” she said. “If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?”
Oh dear God, look who it is!
The Peanut Gallery before tonight’s debate
“Tonight’s #GOPDebate will be next to Cleveland’s toxic and disgusting Lake Erie, showing you at least one person understands symbolism.” — Matt Drufke, comedian, Huntley, Ill.
Politico‘s Dylan Byers: “I love how every phone conversation Trump has is news…”