If The Daily Caller has said it once, we’ve said it 1,000 times: Don’t attempt a possible threesome in your 2011 Toyota Venza with two sketchy twentysomething women you hardly know.
This advice is critical for everyone. It’s especially critical if you are a 60-year-old college president and the women told you their names are “Luscious” and “Brittany.”
Sadly, Matt McEnany, the president of the Keiser University campus in Daytona Beach, Fla., failed to heed this sage counsel. Consequently, he has paid a steep price.
McEnany’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad evening occurred on Sunday, reports The Daytona Beach News-Journal.
McEnany stepped out of his Venza to speak with “Luscious” and “Brittany” on a wooded narrow, residential street in Daytona Beach, according to a police report.
At that point, he was reportedly hit upside the head by an unidentified assailant. The man then took McEnany’s wallet and $100 the college president just happened to have readily in his pocket. Next, the man pushed McEnany to the side of the road and drove off with the midsize crossover SUV.
McEnany then called 911.
“I had two supposedly friends of mine needed a ride,” McEnany informed the emergency dispatcher, according to the News-Journal. “I pulled up here and I got out of the car and some black guy jumps me. He throws me down to the ground and starts kicking me and the two girls and the guy get in to my car and take off with it, my wallet, everything.”
McEnany later told police he believed he was picking the women up from their “grandmothers’ houses,” police said.
The trio had met a couple months ago after McEnany gave “Luscious” and “Brittany” a ride home because they were having car trouble.
The college president “had every intention of having a rendezvous with these women,” Daytona Beach police chief Mike Chitwood told the local newspaper.
“As a matter of fact, you could call it a sexual rendezvous,” Chitwood added.
Police later recovered the Toyota Venza in a hospital parking lot about three miles from McEnany’s place of employment.
A representative of Keiser University said McEnany has been suspended pending a “thorough and comprehensive” investigation.
Keiser University is a private, nonprofit, career-focused school with 16 campuses throughout Florida. It was founded in 1977 and has undergone three (fairly minor) name changes.
The school was a for-profit institution until, apparently, 2011. In 2010, the Florida Attorney General initiated an investigation into the practices of several for-profit colleges in the state including Keiser.
At GradReports.com, a student-generated college review website, Keiser University receives a positive rating of 35 percent.
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