Eat the corndog at your own risk.
That tends to be the philosophy of politicians attending state fairs, where a picture of corndog in the mouth of former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn), for instance, can easily look like she’s having too good of a time.
If you know what we mean.
Presidential hopeful and former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has also suffered his own corndog problems. Shove one of those in your mouth as a man and his heterosexuality goes out of the window. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that if you’re not married to a woman.)
But now CNN has taken the fear out of ingesting corndogs.
Watch as CNN’s Chris Moody eats a large, thick, juicy corndog on a stick without any fear whatsoever.
No doubt he’s thankful for the censor.
How to survive the Iowa State Fair http://t.co/QCyiAz7iXc via @moody pic.twitter.com/xBPK0YNSXl
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) August 14, 2015