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Trump Is Batman

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I give up. I’m not fighting it anymore. If Trump is what you people want, then fine. Trump. Why not? Nothing matters anyway. Trump. Trump, Trump, Trump.

This weekend, the next President of the United States took one of his many helicopters — which are the finest and most expensive helicopters in the world, beyond the wildest dreams of any of the slobs running against him — to the Iowa State Fair. He was nice enough to give some of the local kids a ride, and one of them got him to reveal a big secret.

Thomas Lake, CNN:

Into the helicopter went William, 9; Sean, 6; Brendan, 5; and Henry, who just turned 3. Their mother went with them. Henry got scared just before takeoff and left the aircraft to be with his father. The other boys remained. William brought a GoPro camera to capture the experience; a clip later wound up on Facebook.

“Mr. Trump,” he said, aiming the camera at his benefactor.

“Yes,” Trump said, pulling on the lapels of his jacket.

“Are you Batman?” the boy asked.

“I am Batman,” Trump said.

He actually seems like a pretty nice guy when he’s talking to children. Maybe that explains it.

So, who’ll be Vice President Robin?