With three African American women on The View‘s hot topics panel Monday morning, Nicolle Wallace was the odd woman out in more ways than one — she’s a Republican and she’s white.
While the other women ranted on about how black voters have expected the impossible out of President Obama, Wallace took a different stance.
Considering it’s an all-female show, it was only fitting for her to bring up menstruation.
“I know this conversation has nothing to do with me,” she began, painfully aware of her stark honkiness. “This idea that someone owes you something… I don’t expect Hillary to cure cramps because she’s a woman. This idea that because someone looks like you they owe you something extra is asinine and it is cynical.”
Later on in the program, Wallace informed the ladies that she was a human “cow” when she was nursing her son and offered an enthusiastic imitation of how into her boobs he was. Whoopi Goldberg, on the other hand, said her daughter was born with a tooth so there was no way she was letting “Baby Dracula” near her breasts.
Wallace says politicians owe voters three things:
1. To keep their word.
2. To do what they say they’re going to do.
3. To always do their best.
“And that’s it,” she concluded.
Wait, aren’t points one and two identical?
Women everywhere are getting cramps just watching this segment.