The Greatest President in History is finally beginning to manage his expectations a bit. He may not be able to lower the rise of the oceans just yet, but he’s still cooler than some big ice cube.
This is an actual headline, written by an actual person: Obama Stares Down Melting Alaska Glacier.
Did he walk there? Did he ride his bike?
Leftists don’t know much about science, but they know what they like. They like Obama, and they like imagining that mankind — most especially the portion of mankind dwelling in the United States of America — is the worst thing to ever happen to planet Earth. Put ’em together, and you have some really important news.
Glaciers. Oceans. Mountains. The whole of nature is King Barry’s to command. It’s only humans who dare to thwart his will. If you can really call Republicans “human.”
(Hat tip: Ace)
P.S.
That glacier started receding in 1815. That is, AFTER the founding of the USA. #smdh http://t.co/tfTozsQK8d
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 2, 2015