A 22-year-old Australian man called police last Friday night because he was “too high” after smoking marijuana.
When police arrived on scene, they found the man lying “on the floor in the fetal position… surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.” The police report also indicated that the man could not feel his hands.
Police found a glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar of marijuana in the man’s car after he gave the keys to police.
The man declined medical treatment. Local police have not charged the man.
[h/t: Vindy]