I’m against people calling 911 for frivolous reasons, unless it’s funny.
The 911 call has been released after an Austintown [OH] man called 911 last week because he was “too high on weed.”
When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom by the caller’s grandfather. As they got upstairs they could hear “groaning from a room at the end of the hall.” When they opened the door, they found the 22-year-old laying on the floor in a fetal position, surrounded by “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
This suggests to me two things: 1) Stereotypes endure because they’re true, and 2) If the worst thing that happens when you smoke too much weed is getting all paranoid and curling up in a pile of junk food, maybe it’s not so bad?
Just don’t call the cops, man. What are you, high?