Dr. Walter Palmer Won’t Face Charges For Defeating Cecil The Lion
It’s never a good day to be an animal “rights” activist, but today must be even worse than usual for those morons. The man they hate more than anyone else in the world is going to get away with it.
As well he should.
Zimbabwe will not charge American dentist Walter Palmer for killing its most prized lion in July because he had obtained legal authority to conduct the hunt, a Cabinet minister said on Monday, angering conservationists…
Environment Minister Oppah Muchinguri-Kashiri said on Monday that Palmer’s hunting papers were in order, and therefore he could not be charged.
Yay! This is a victory for the human race. Lions eat people, and there’s nothing wrong with killing them first.
But don’t worry, all you lion-hugging freaks. Just because Palmer followed the rules and didn’t do anything wrong, that doesn’t mean he’ll be left alone. He can’t hunt in Zimbabwe anymore, and:
The environment minister’s comments immediately drew the ire of the animal conservation group Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force, which maintained that Palmer had committed a crime and said it planned to pursue legal action against him in the United States.
Of course. Every story needs a villain, and the Zimbabwe Conservation Task Force is eager to step up.
Animals are dumb. People are better than animals. Well, most people. If you’re still crying about a dead lion, you should be locked in a cage with a live one until you wise up. I’d watch that on pay-per-view.
I’m glad Cecil the Lion is dead. Lions are no good. Just ask a gazelle.