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Clock Kid Meets President Cuckoo

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Ahmed Mohamed made a fake bomb as a prank and got in trouble at school, so of course his nutty, publicity-hound dad has leveraged the resulting “Islamophobia” hoax into a world tour.

Last week, history-making genius Clock Kid met the genocidal leader of Sudan. Yesterday, he took the next logical step:

Unfortunately, though, Ahmed wasn’t able to submit his “clock” to a search by the Secret Service:

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That’s because the Irving, TX police haven’t given this “clock” back to him. His family is suing them, citing how severely traumatized he’s been by this whole thing.

I know, right? Take a closer look at this poor lil’ guy’s trauma:

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Not only is young Ahmed a technical genius, he’s also a precociously talented actor. It’s amazing how expertly he masks his inner trauma.

Did the police and school administrators of a Texas town overreact to a kid’s prank? Arguably. That doesn’t make it any less ridiculous to turn it into a huge “Islamophobia”-shaming spectacle. This kid is not a genius, his dad is not a serious person, and Obama is not a good president.

And no, this is not a rational response to the whole thing:

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On second thought, maybe it is. After all, NASA is now a Muslim-outreach program. Maybe taking the cover off an old alarm clock, throwing the innards in a pencil box, and milking the resulting liberal-guilt-ridden publicity for all it’s worth can send you right out of this world… if you’re a designated victim.