This past Monday, the Philadelphia Eagles hosted the New York Giants in one of the most memorable Monday Night Football games of all time.
JK … it was a total snooze-fest. (VIDEO: Eagles Beat Snot Out Of Giants … And Manning-Jersey-Wearing Fan)
That being said, Philly was in desperate need of a win, and the hero of our story wasn’t about to let his fellow parking-lot tailgaters go into the stands battle without being properly motivated.
WATCH (EXTREMELY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE):
[h/t: Bro Bible]