In case nobody has told you yet, Hillary Clinton is a woman. Therefore, any criticism of Hillary Clinton is sexist and misogynist and, let’s face it, more than a little rapey. If you’re a man, you should just keep your negative opinions about her to yourself. Also, if you’re a woman. But especially if you’re a man. (Men! Ugh.)
But don’t take my word for it. This is coming from a guy who’s been exactly where she is now. As Jenna Lifhits at the Washington Free Beacon reports:
When Howard Dean suggested Wednesday that people only criticize Hillary Clinton for her communication problems because she is a woman, Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski promptly shut him down…
“Look, I’m going to say this, and I’m gonna get jumped for it, but I gotta do it,” Dean said. “If she were a male and she were making these kinds of speeches, would people be criticizing her?”…
“Oh, my God, that’s desperate,” Brzezinski said.
“Desperate,” Mika? Really?
Ask yourselves, Americans: When was the last time anybody criticized a male presidential candidate for screaming at the top of his lungs?
Think it over. Think hard.
Give up? That’s because such an event has never, ever happened in the history of the world. Advantage: Howard Dean.
As if to prove Gov. Dean’s point, those sexist pigs at the Free Beacon have also put together this supercut of Hillary’s soothing, mellifluous tones:
Couldn’t you listen to her all day? Shouldn’t you listen to her all day? Just another reason why Bill has stayed faithful all these years.