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Jared Fogle Beaten In Prison

REUTERS/Susan Guyett

From “Eat Fresh” to beatdown. The former Subway salesman did not order a knuckle sandwich.

TMZ:

Jared Fogle got a surprise beatdown in federal prison from an inmate who has major issues with child molesters…

According to docs, Fogle got jumped in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado back on January 29, and it was not much of a fight. An inmate named Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and then unloaded a barrage of punches to his face.

It’s easy to lose weight when you can’t chew.

I’m not going to defend the guy who did this. I’m not going to condemn him either. If you don’t want to go to prison for child molestation, don’t molest children.

Jared Fogle’s wounds will heal, and Steven Nigg will be punished for inflicting them. Meanwhile, out here in the world, an untold number of children are safe. For now.