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#NotAllMuslims Are Being Inspired By ISIS To Run Around Stabbing People

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As you read the following, try to remember: Yeah, but look at all the Muslims who didn’t stab anybody that day.

Rob Parsons, Michelle Morgante, and Thaddeus Miller, Merced Sun-Star:

The UC Merced freshman who stabbed four people before he was shot to death by campus police in November was “self-radicalized” and inspired by the Islamic State but not connected to organized terror groups, the FBI said Thursday.

An investigation conducted by the FBI’s Fresno Area Joint Terrorism Task Force found Faisal Mohammad, an 18-year-old from Santa Clara, had visited extremist websites prior to the Nov. 4 attack, but apparently attacked alone, according to FBI spokeswoman Gina Swankie.

This is, of course, a relief. It’s not like we’ve got the actual Islamic State over here. Just random “self-radicalized” guys who can go off at a moment’s notice in your school or place of work.

And if you notice them acting weird, or building fake bombs, or doing pretty much anything that makes you uneasy, you’d better keep it to yourself or else you’re a racist.

As always, my condolences go out to the real victims here: Muslims. I’m so sorry this keeps happening to you.

P.S. Christians do bad things too, you guys.

P.P.S. Captured American ISIS defector: You know, I may have made some mistakes.