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Belgian Official: #NotAllMuslims ‘Danced When Attacks Took Place’

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You may have already forgotten the Islamic terrorist attack in Brussels because you’ve been distracted by the 437 stupid things Donald Trump has said and done since then, but that happened just a month ago. (Back in the old days, we called it “recent events.”)

As always, the real victims of the attack were Muslims. And now, here’s another white guy adding to their suffering! AFP:

Belgian Interior Minister Jan Jambon said Saturday that a “significant” part of the Muslim population celebrated attacks, blaming the country’s policies for failing to integrate migrants into society…

“A significant section of the Muslim community danced when attacks took place,” Jambon said in an interview with the Flemish-language De Standaard newspaper…

“Terrorists we can pick up, remove from society. But they are just a boil. Underneath is a cancer that is much more difficult to treat. We can do it, but it won’t be overnight,” he said.

Comparing Islam to cancer is, of course, racist. Just because there are Muslims who celebrate after every terrorist attack, that doesn’t mean they’re celebrating because of the attack. Maybe they’re happy about something else! You don’t know their lives. Maybe it’s, I dunno, somebody’s birthday.

And if they tell you that yes, the thing they’re specifically happy about is the latest act of savagery in the name of Allah, well… Christians do bad things too, y’know. Islam means “peace.” Did you know Dave Chappelle is a Muslim? Who doesn’t love Dave Chappelle?

I look forward to Jambon’s groveling apology. If he doesn’t submit to his betters, the next Islamic terrorist attack will be his fault.

On second thought, it’ll be his fault not matter what. Just ask Charlie Hebdo.