Those ISIS boys like to put out videos depicting themselves as fierce warriors. But according to this footage obtained by VICE News, they’re not so much jihadi legends as they are Jerry Lewis.
Poor Abu Hajaar. I’ll bet he always got picked last when the kids would play Kick the Goat’s Head at the Jew.
It’s a lot tougher to kill your targets when they’re not locked in a cage, waiting for you to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. It’s a lot tougher when they shoot back.
We don’t need a nuke to stop these guys, Mister Trump. It would be a waste of a perfectly good nuke.
(Hat tip: Ace)