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Sorry, Libs, But It’s Perfectly Normal For Donald Trump To Pretend To Be A Publicist Named ‘John Miller’

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Every day, the Hillary-loving media finds some new bit of trivia about Donald Trump to obsess over. “Oh no, he won’t release his taxes! Oh no, he’s playing footsie with neo-Nazis and white-power creeps! Oh no, he thinks Ted Cruz’s dad killed JFK!” Ugh. Whatever. As if any of these things have any bearing on his ability to Make America Great Again. Now they’re all pretending it’s a big deal that Trump used to call reporters and pretend to be a Trump spokesman named “John Miller.” First of all, it’s not true, which we know because Trump denies it. Second of all, who cares that it’s obviously true, at least to anyone with the gift of hearing? Here’s why Trump didn’t do it, and why it doesn’t matter that he very clearly did it:

Jim Treacher