As we all know by now, the original Ghostbusters is a crime against women. Peter Venkman was a one-man rape culture, and soon he’ll be discarded in the dustbin of history.
In just a couple of months, Venkman and his mansplaining and his constant, problematic triggering of women will be replaced by this:
I ain’t ‘fraid of no social justice!
You laughed at that trailer, if you know what’s good for you. If you didn’t, that means you hate women.
But the gender reparations don’t stop there. Hang onto your proton packs, people:
The entire cast of Ghostbusters is here next week and now @HillaryClinton is coming, too! Get your Woman Cards ready.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) May 17, 2016
Ellen, the Lady Ghostbusters, and Hillary Clinton? No way. It’s a dream come true for Ghostbusters fans!
This is probably Hillary’s way of making it up to women everywhere, after her embarrassingly fat-shaming cameo in the original:
Hey, she was young, she needed the money…
The producers of the all-girl Ghostbusters have been dealing with a lot of criticism lately. The accusation is that they’re so obsessed with politics, they forgot to make a funny, enjoyable movie. This is nonsense, and teaming them up with the first female President of the United States should finally allay those qualms once and for all.
And if you don’t like it, you’re probably just a man. You’re everything that’s wrong with the world. F%$# you!!