DC Trawler

Sorry, Animal Lovers: Gorilla Kid’s Mom Isn’t Going To Jail

Cincinnati Zoo/Handout via Reuters

Animals are dumb. If an animal can’t serve as a pet, a mode of transportation, and/or a delicious meal, then I don’t really care about it one way or another. Harambe* the gorilla was suitable for none of the above, and he put a little kid in danger, so I figure he had it coming.

Harambe ran around dragging that tyke by the ankle like a ragdoll, and he got taken out for it. The kid is okay now, but that doesn’t matter to the miserable, humanity-hating “animal rights” freaks. They want somebody to pay for the death of that stupid beast. They want the kid’s mom to go to jail because she turned her back on her child for 10 seconds. They’re actually blaming her for the death of that terrifying monster.

Too bad.

Madison Park and Holly Yan, CNN:

The mother of the 3-year-old boy who fell into a gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo will not face charges, an Ohio prosecutor said Monday.

“By all accounts, this mother did not act in any way where she presented this child to some harm,” Hamilton County Prosecutor Joseph Deters said…

Deters said the zoo lost “a beautiful animal” that was beloved in the community, “but it’s still an animal. It does not equate human life.”

This is exactly right. I don’t think Harambe deserved to die just for being an animal — it’s not like he was a lion — but when he decided to put his stinking paws on a human child, he signed his own death warrant with a big crooked X. He should’ve known that humans build zoos to keep filthy creatures like him contained, and if he went after one of ours, he’d pay for it. That’s the law of the jungle, man. If a gorilla doesn’t get that, who does?

Harambe was a very bad primate and he got what he deserved. If you disagree, you’re a traitor to your own species. We are at war. Time to pick a side, you scum.

*Why give a gorilla a name, anyway? What, is he gonna say “Present!” during morning roll-call? Stupid gorillas.