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Corey Lewandowski Will Now Grab Viewers On CNN

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If you’re anything like me: 1) You’re welcome, and 2) You’ve been very worried about how Corey Lewandowski will put food on the table after being fired by Donald Trump. Shoving reporters around is a fun hobby, but who else is gonna pay him to do it?

Jeff Zucker, that’s who! Hadas Gold, Politico:

Former Donald Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski is joining CNN as a political commentator, according to a source familiar with the arrangement.

It’s a salaried position and will make Lewandowski exclusive to CNN, effective immediately.

Whew.

I haven’t paid much attention to Trump’s Twitter feed today, so I don’t know if CNN is friend or foe at the moment. Not that it matters, because he’ll change his mind at a moment’s notice anyway, and his mindless drones will find some way to incorporate it into their worldview. #MAGA

Break a leg, Corey. And to all the women at CNN: Invest in pepper spray.