Remember when hundreds of German women were sexually assaulted by gangs of Muslims on New Year’s Eve? Yeah, well, it turns out that’s not really true.
It was over a thousand women.
According to a leaked police document, published by Germany’s Sueddeutsche Zeitung newspaper and broadcasters NDR and WDR, the previous estimates have to be dramatically revised — upward.
Authorities now think that on New Year’s Eve, more than 1,200 women were sexually assaulted in various German cities, including more than 600 in Cologne and about 400 in Hamburg.
More than 2,000 men were allegedly involved, and 120 suspects — about half of them foreign nationals who had only recently arrived in Germany — have been identified.
Out of those thousands of Muslim rapists, four have been convicted. One, two, three, four. Four.
And if Angela Merkel had her way, we wouldn’t know about any of this. Why do you suppose that is?
As always, my condolences go out to the real victims: Muslims. I’m sorry that you’re being inconvenienced by these facts. I’m sorry that they hurt your feelings. I’m sorry that I don’t share your religious beliefs. Please rape me last.