If you are looking for an insanely expensive college located in a place where you and your fellow students will be subjected to a relatively high frequency of robberies, The Daily Caller is here to help.
Using the most recent data from the U.S. Department of Education’s Office of Postsecondary Education, Chicago media giant WGN has created a searchable database of America’s college campuses by the number of robberies per 10,000 students.
The database only features schools enrolling 5,000 or more students — on the theory that a single robbery report in one year can seriously skew the numbers for smaller schools.
Also, the robbery data includes crimes that allegedly occurred on campus as well as crimes that occurred in public areas near campus and in school-owned, off-campus buildings.
Here, then, is a list of nine fancypants American colleges and universities that also feature among the highest incidences of robberies and which charge over $50,000 per year for tuition, fees and room and board.
Yale University
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 25.130
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $64,650
Location: New Haven, Connecticut
Total enrollment: 12,336

University of Pennsylvania
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 10.078
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $66,000
Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Total enrollment: 24,806

Northeastern University
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 11.617
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $60,000
Location: Boston, Massachusetts
Total enrollment: 19,798

Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 7.068
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $60,130
Location: Cambridge, Massachusetts
Total enrollment: 11,319

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Case Western Reserve University
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 7.427
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $60,304
Location: Cleveland, Ohio
Total enrollment: 10,771

Illinois Institute of Technology
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 24.057
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $56,826
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Total enrollment: 7,898

Seattle University
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 12.375
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $52,764
Location: Seattle, Washington
Total enrollment: 7,273

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University of Rochester
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 5.425
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $64,930
Location: Rochester, New York
Total enrollment: 11,060

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University of Chicago
Reported robberies per 10,000 students: 4.637
Exorbitant cost for one year of tuition, fees and room and board: $67,584
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Total enrollment: 15,097

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