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Hookstead’s Hot Take: Girl Biting The Heart Of A Dead Deer Has Bigger Balls Than Her Critics

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David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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The young girl from New Zealand that was photographed eating the heart of a deer she killed has bigger balls than all the men criticizing her online.

Chloe went on a hunting trip with her father Johny in New Zealand where she shot and killed a deer with a “tricky downhill” shot according to a Facebook post, which has since been removed. One of the pictures showed her biting into the deer’s heart because it was her first kill.

The social justice warriors were quick to respond on Twitter with laughable comments masquerading as serious criticism of a parent passing down a tradition to their child.

The reaction in the comments towards the young girl were captured by Buzzfeed, and were equally dumb.

The reality of the situation is that Chloe has (metaphorically) bigger balls than anybody trashing her on Twitter. This young girl is only eight-years old, and has the ability to provide for herself. Now I understand the fact that you probably can’t buy a fresh deer heart at Whole Foods, which is almost certainly the only location these social justice warriors shop.

Imagine for a second that there is a massive invasion, food supplies dry up or any other situation that would disrupt the daily flow of food and resources. While the Whole Foods crowd is clamoring for some organic apple ginger cider, Chloe and her father will be eating fresh steaks.

I’d be willing to bet my bank account that no hipster sipping on his soy latte could have made the shot Chloe did, even if their life depended on it. It’s also important to point out that Chloe is reminding the world who sits on top. Humans dominate the food chain, and sometimes you have to remind the beasts in the wild who is king.

For the sake of full disclosure it’s worth noting that I myself am a hunter. I don’t hunt often anymore, but in my younger years the rabbits and squirrels of Dodge County lived everyday in fearing knowing my finger was on the trigger and they were in my crosshairs. When I was 12-years old I killed my first duck, gutted it, cleaned it and made myself lunch. Being able to provide for yourself is what separates the winners in society from those who shop at Whole Foods.

So, all these losers on the internet bashing a young girl, whose already lethal at the age of eight, can enjoy their gluten-free all natural frappuccinos. Chloe and I will be enjoying our freshly killed dinners. Damn, it sure does taste good.

PS, you know who else drinks the blood of deer? High school kids who kill Russians.

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