I don’t know if the following piece of information will be enough to put Trump over the top on November 8, but it certainly can’t hurt.
Amy Schumer has said she will leave the country if Donald Trump is elected US President.
The actress and comedian is currently in the UK as part of a tour.
“My act will change because I’ll need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain, or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s too crazy,” she said.
As my longtime readers know — yes, yes, both of you — I’m not endorsing Trump. I’m not voting for Trump. I’m washing my hands of Trump. His loss (or win; anything’s possible) will have nothing to do with me. But if he does win somehow, I’ll have two things to be happy about: Hillary’s loss and Amy Schumer’s humiliation.
Not that Schumer is going anywhere, of course. She’s lying. Again. She won’t leave the country. Libs always vow to do that if the Republican candidate wins, and they never, ever leave. The money is way too good here at home! But if Trump pulls off a miracle, it’ll be fun to remind Schumer of her own words.
Assuming they are her own words. She tends to say a lot of stuff that other people said first…
Robar algunos más chistes, gordita.