I understand at the most recent Hillary fundraiser, Barbara Streisand did quite the send-up of “Send in the Clowns” at the expense of Donald Trump. Well, on behalf of Deplorables everywhere, let’s just say two can play at that game. Feel free to sing along:

 

Send In My Crown

 

Isn’t it rich?

Are we a pair?

I sell access while you fly

Lolita Air

Send in my Crown

 

Server amiss?

No one approved?

What’s the big deal I made sure

Emails were removed

Where is my Crown?

Give me the damn Crown

 

Just when I’d stopped opening CGI doors

Times picked a hell of a point to act like a news floor

Benghazi hearings, with my usual flair

What difference does it make, I just say

With my crazy-eyes stare

 

FBI farce

Then in the clear

Comey said not under oath and

Mills staying near

So where is my Crown?

I deserve the Crown

Quick send me my Crown

 

What a surprise,

Who could foresee?

Private servers compromise

National security?

Why only now when I see

Voters drifting away?

What a surprise…

What a cliché…

 

Isn’t it rich?

Isn’t it queer?

Calling folks deplorable’s bad

For my career

And where is my Crown?

I deserve the Crown

Don’t bother, Trump’s year