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Hillary ‘Powered Through’ Her Pneumonia Diagnosis Because Zach Galifianakis Was Waiting

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“Power through.” That was Team Hillary’s message last week, after the whole world watched Grandma collapse in the street. First they told us she’d been diagnosed with pneumonia the previous Friday. Then they patiently explained to us, over and over, the very good reason she ignored that diagnosis:

And what was so important that she just had to “power through”? Why couldn’t she rest up and recover?


Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton from Funny Or Die

Wow. Feel that energy.

What’s more important: her health, or appearing more relatable to millennial voters by having an edgy comedian tell her that she dresses like “a librarian from outer space”?

Well, maybe she taped this earlier that day, before she allegedly went to the doctor and found out she had pneumonia. Or maybe she’s a Zach Galifianakis fan — who isn’t? — and she didn’t want to miss her big chance to meet him. Either way, this is just further evidence that she should be president, and if you don’t think so you’re a racist and a misogynist and shut up.

Oh, and Jimmy Fallon should be fired for not confirming liberal biases about Donald Trump.


From Between Two Ferns to Between Two Contraindicated Medicines.