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Anthony Weiner Gets Back On That Horse

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No, not the politics horse (yet). Not the sexting-with-underage-girls horse (yet). An actual horse. Somehow, horse-riding is part of his “therapy.”

Rebecca Rosenberg and Daniel Halper, NY Post:

Anthony Weiner spent Friday morning getting a dose of “equine therapy” for his sex addiction at The Recovery Ranch at Nunnelly, Tenn., a tony woodsy respite for deep-pocketed patrons…

Experts say horse therapy is used, among other things, to boost a user’s self-esteem and even improve physical coordination.

Wait. What’s wrong with Anthony Weiner’s self-esteem? Did something happen?

I’m trying to think of a joke about horse penises. I got nothin’. Is this election over yet? I don’t care anymore. Flip a coin. Decide it with a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Make either of them president, or both, or neither. Just make it stop.

Weiner is available at Amazon Video, BTW. I made it through the first hour, but it was just too cringey even for me. Maybe I’ll try to watch the rest of it this weekend. Or maybe I’ll do something useful with my time. Anything’s possible.