In a new listicle on Guest of a Guest, Melania Trump, the nation’s incoming first lady, is portrayed in the worst light possible.
She poses nude. (The bright side? The writer says people don’t need to feel bad about those “racy snaps.” Yeah, just tell that to Anthony Weiner.) She played hard to get with The Donald. She allegedly had phone sex with Howard Stern. (The writer suggests Melania will end “slut shaming.”) The feature makes fun of the fact that she had a million dollar wedding and that Americans are still living “in extreme poverty” and without health insurance. The writer brings up her “illegitimate half brother.”
Lastly, she’s “curating” little Baron Trump, calling it a “Jacosta complex.” Which means mommy is too controlling.
They call it “7 Things You Wish You Didn’t Know About Melania Trump.”
Guest of a Guest self-describes as a “media company that celebrates and serves society’s cultural influencers.” Their readers are “college-educated professionals who possess a sizable amount of disposable income.”
Melania probably won’t like this part.
“We are redefining what it means to be famous.”
See the nasty listicle here.