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POLITICO BOMBSHELL: Trump Is Only 6’2″, Not 6’3″

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Mark your calendar, Dear Reader. Today, December 23, 2016, is the day you first learned of the scandal that future historians will call… Shortergate.

Always follow the truth, no matter where it leads. No matter the consequences. Darren Samuelsohn at Politico did, and what he learned will shock you:

Donald Trump and his doctor claim he’s 6-foot-3, but his New York driver’s license says he’s actually an inch shorter.

A copy of Trump’s license, obtained by POLITICO through an open-records request, lists the president-elect at 6-foot-2…

The Trump transition did not respond to a request for comment about the height listed on his driver’s license, which was issued May 3, 2012, and expires on June 14, 2020: his 74th birthday and just less than five months before the next presidential election.

Trump thought he was just going to get away with this? And his team “did not respond to a request for comment.” Um, don’t these people know that they work for us??? We demand answers! We demand the truth!

I take back all that stuff I’ve been saying about the election being over, accepting Trump as the legitimate winner, getting over it, etc. This changes everything. This man must be stopped, before it’s too late.

Please save us, Martin Sheen!