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Red Eye To Celebrities: ‘Stop, Stop, STOP Making These Videos’

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Everybody hates celebrity videos. Celebrity videos. Celebrity videos. Yet celebrities keep making them. They refuse to listen to the people they serve. They refuse to do the right thing. So it’s time to take a stand, everyone. It’s time to say: Enough.



Courtesy of Red Eye host Tom Shillue:

Of course, the paradox is that these videos really do make people want to do the opposite of whatever they’re instructed to do. Including this one. Which means now we’ll get… more celebrity videos! #Catch22

Another reason I hate those videos is that they’ve inspired Sonny Bunch to write something funny, and now I have to admit that Sonny Bunch is capable of being intentionally funny. Damn you, celebrities!