DC Trawler

Great: More Pandas

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Why do we keep doing this? Why do the people who say they respect nature keep trying to thwart it? Why not just let these useless beasts go away and leave us alone already?

But okay, fine. Whatever. Keep delaying the inevitable.

The Chongqing Zoo is asking the public to name the two burdensome creatures. I vote for Bye Bye and New Coat.

Pandas. Yeeeuuchhh. #smdh