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AMERICA IN CRISIS: Trump Won’t Tell Us Where To Go Potty

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It’s right there in the preamble to the United States Constitution: ““We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish where People of all Genders can make Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee.” That’s the role of government. Or at least it was until that fascist Trump showed up!

Maria Danilova and Sadie Gurman, Associated Press:

Transgender students on Wednesday lost federal protections that allowed them to use school bathrooms and locker rooms matching their gender identities, as the Trump administration stepped into a long-simmering national debate.

The administration came down on the side of states’ rights, lifting Obama-era federal guidelines that had been characterized by Republicans as an example of overreach.

In other words, figure it out for yourselves. The Trump administration is stepping out of the debate.

Why in the world do we need federal protections to tell people where to use the toilet? Nobody has lost anything here. A few people insist on creating problems for themselves, but they can’t force the rest of us to care.

If you identify as one of the dozens of new genders we now apparently have, I wish you no ill will. I don’t really care where you go to the bathroom. I certainly don’t want you to have an accident because you can’t figure out which one to use. But if women and girls don’t want some dude taking a crap right next to them, it’s not the role of government to tell them to shut up.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

P.S. Tell ’em, Judge!