Breitbart News‘s fun-sounding Hawaiian Luau has been landlocked.
The right-wing site associated with President Trump‘s chief strategist and Reince Priebus BFF Steve Bannon will not be in Titanic mode Friday night since they’re staying safely docked.
Since when does Breitbart play it safe?
Hawaiian attire is still encouraged.
But the news is a bit of a downer.
“One, it leaves from National Harbor, which is a hike to get there if you’re not going to CPAC already,” remarked a reporter who is planning to attend the event. “And two, it’s not really a cruise anymore. It’s a stationary drinking event.”