John Legend Gets Hacked. So, no. He Probably Doesn’t Have A Small Pecker.
Getting hacked is a real bitch.
Singer John Legend, who visited Washington this week for a screening of Underground at the Smithsonian, is only just learning what that all can entail. His hacked personality is quite awful. One: He has a small penis. Two: He uses the N-word with great abandon. And three: He apparently wants to have sex with Hillary Clinton.
Just before 11 p.m. on Friday, Legend told his 8.9 million followers the bad news.
Warning: This is The Mirror. So I’m going to show you the hacker’s handiwork. His Twitter bio is probably the most polite part of the whole nightmare. It reads simply, “I have a small penis.”
Legend freely admits that he’s opposed to President Trump.
But he really was a good sport about the whole thing. He even addressed the hacker’s remarks about the size of his johnson.
The good news? Legend’s trip to Washington can only go up from here.