DC Trawler

Maxine Waters Was A Millennial Once Too, Ya Know

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You’re only young once. But you can be stupid till the day you die.

The fine folks at Fusion assure us that the following moment “gives them life,” which the Urban Dictionary defines as “anything that you get excited or pumped about; anything that makes you laugh emphatically.” I’d have to agree!

“Our millennials are a force. I recognize it. And I was a millennial once. No longer, of course. But I love what you’re doing.”

This is not how the whole concept of “millennials” works, nor how time works. But I can’t make fun of her for saying this, because she’s black and I’m not and therefore it would be racist.

Get it, Aunt Maxine!

(Hat tip: Stephen Obregon)