If you’re going to drink, don’t drive. If you’re going to drive, don’t drink. And if you’re going to drive drunk, don’t wear a shirt that calls attention to the fact that you’re a drunk. That’s just amateur hour.
Police in Pennsylvania say they arrested a man wearing a Drunk Lives Matter shirt for drunken driving.
Police say 44-year-old Elwood Gutshall III’s blood-alcohol content was .217, which is about two and a half times the state’s legal limit…
This is probably a good rule of thumb for any novelty t-shirt you put on before you get hammered: Sure, it’s funny now, but how will it look in your mug shot?