DC Trawler

#NotAllMuslims Blur Out Angela Merkel’s Uncovered Hair

[UPDATE: D’oh! This is a hoax, and I fell for it. I stink. Sorry, everybody. (But America still isn’t The Handmaid’s Tale.)]

As we all know, it’s important to respect other people’s religious beliefs as long as they’re not Christians. And women have the right to their own agency, except when the assertion of their independence offends a Muslim.

That’s why this is fine:

Her hair.

Her. HAIR.

And now you can all go back to screaming that America is turning into The Handmaid’s Tale.