[UPDATE: D’oh! This is a hoax, and I fell for it. I stink. Sorry, everybody. (But America still isn’t The Handmaid’s Tale.)]
As we all know, it’s important to respect other people’s religious beliefs as long as they’re not Christians. And women have the right to their own agency, except when the assertion of their independence offends a Muslim. That’s why this is fine:
Not a joke: The UN's newest member of the Women Rights Commission censored the German chancellor's hair when she appeared today on Saudi TV. pic.twitter.com/0QwDEArL5l
— Sarah Abdallah (@sahouraxo) May 4, 2017
Her hair. Her. HAIR. And now you can all go back to screaming that America is turning into The Handmaid’s Tale.