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Shia LaBeouf Is Playing John McEnroe, Which Seems About Right

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Did you know that Shia LaBeouf became famous by appearing in motion pictures? Yep, that’s what he did before he got a full-time job getting clowned by alt-right dudes. He Will Not Divide Us was a bust, so now it’s back to He Will Not Sell Movie Tickets.

Here’s a newly released teaser trailer for Borg vs. McEnroe, which unfortunately is not about a very rude tennis player fighting robotic space aliens:

“You cannot be serious” is also what I said when I heard they were making this. I didn’t think it was possible to be less interested in this movie until I saw the trailer.

I’ll say one thing for Shia, though: He’d probably beat Serena Williams at tennis. After all, he’s a man.