I really, really miss Andrew Breitbart.
Consider the source and adjust your Fake News filters accordingly on the following item from Marina Fang at HuffPo:
Steve Bannon reportedly called House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,” referring to the think tank whose fiscal conservative policies the representative espouses.
The detail is one of many bizarre nuggets in Devil’s Bargain, a new book on White House chief strategist Bannon’s role in President Donald Trump’s political rise, by Bloomberg Businessweek reporter Joshua Green…
“Limp-dick motherfucker.” Now, hold on a minute. Does that really sound like something the witty and erudite Steve Bannon would say about an ideological opponent? I mean, really?
Well, Bannon has never liked Ryan. He even propped up that Paul Nehlen guy to try to primary Ryan, which was pretty funny. I can’t say I’m a big fan of Ryan either, particularly right now, but I wouldn’t presume to know the state of his tumescence.
Isn’t “limp-dick motherfucker” an oxymoron anyway? If you couldn’t get an erection, how could you have sex with your mom? Well, I’m sure you’ll think of something, Dear Reader.