Shimshock Show Says Harvard Is Right, Must Ban Frats
“Freedom of association” really means “freedom to be an asshole” and allows groups like frats to mercilessly discriminate on the basis of genitalia, reporter Rob Shimshock says.
After receiving criticism for a policy barring frat members from holding certain leadership positions on campus, a Harvard faculty committee did what was only natural and recommended banning the sexist social organizations entirely.
Social justice hero Rob Shimshock acknowledges that, while it was fun ruining frat brothers’ lives individually with bogus rape accusations, eradicating the organizations entirely is much more efficient. Giving up our “freedom” is a small price to pay for equality and diversity, so follow Harvard’s lead.
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