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So The Mooch Is An Interesting Fellow, Huh?

Anthony Scaramucci/CBS New York

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You know me, Dear Reader: I’m a positive sort of guy. That is, I’m positive that if something can go wrong, it will. Which is why I can’t get too upset about what’s going on in Washington right now. I’m all outraged out. Trump is the same guy he was when you told me I had to vote for him and I refused. Nothing has changed, and nothing’s going to change. This chaos is how he likes it, so he’s going to keep sowing it. It’s all part of the deal you made with him when you voted for him.

That’s why stuff like this just makes me shrug. Alex Pfeiffer reports (LANGUAGE WARNING):

White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci attacked fellow senior aides Steve Bannon and Reince Priebus in a wild interview published Thursday by The New Yorker…

“Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac… ‘Oh, Bill Shine is coming in. Let me leak the fucking thing and see if I can cock-block these people the way I cock-blocked Scaramucci for six months…'”

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” Scaramucci said. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

And he threatened to fire everybody, and a bunch of other stuff. Bada bing!

Keep in mind, this is the new White House communications director. He sure did direct that communication. Like a stream of piss.

Which is what Trump wants. A lot of his staunch supporters seem to agree. So… congratulations, I guess?

Giving interviews like this seems like a bad idea to me. Counterproductive. I feel like there are better ways to get your point across. I know that makes me a cuck RINO traitor and so forth, but such is the burden I bear.

Look, I’m as glad as anybody that Hillary Clinton lost. If Trump is the only one who could’ve beat her, so be it. But now he’s president, and all this stuff is on his shoulders. He’s the leader of the party. GOP can’t repeal Obamacare? White House aides are shivving each other on the South Lawn for Trump’s amusement? He’s openly tormenting his own Attorney General for displeasing him? Well, what did you think was going to happen?

Me, I’m just going to enjoy this feeling of complete dissociation. None of this was my idea. So I’m just gonna make jokes.

MAGA: Make Apathy Gleeful Again.