In True Act Of Valor Trump Shows No Fear Of The Eclipse – Looks Directly At It

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Jena Greene Reporter
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There’s been a lot of hype about today’s solar eclipse, but President Donald Trump was hardly fazed.

It’s been all over the news and basically every social media and television channel live streamed it. A lot of people have also been total babies about it.

Everybody was freaking out about looking at the eclipse because it can allegedly blind you. Most stores sold out of their protective solar glasses weeks ago.

Weak people like Ryan Seacrest hid inside the confines of their office with their protective eyewear. Not a ray of sun hit Ryan Seacrest during his radio broadcast.

But there was one man who fearlessly braved the sun. In the name of honor, courage, and true patriotism, Donald J. Trump faced the eclipse that streaked across America with his bare eyes.

A complete and utter disregard for science. #TFM

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Donald Trump doesn’t care if Jim Acosta or some nerd from NASA tells him it’s not safe to look at the sun. All the better reason to do it.

You see ladies and gentlemen, we now have a president who is the true embodiment of American valor. He’s a man’s man. He’s true grit.

You may be used to having lame presidents like Obama. Obama wore things like life jackets and helmets. Look at how complacent he was as a Brit put him in a chokehold.

But this is a bad look for America. These are weak vacation photos I wouldn’t even show to a group of kindergarteners for fear of looking like a squid. This is Obama begging China to manipulate our economy and Iran to storm our beaches. But gone are those days.

Gone are the days of flimsy American leadership. Donald Trump’s in the House now baby. Everywhere he goes he asserts his dominance. Remember his 29 second handshake with French President Emmanuel Macron?

So for all you science nerds out there warning about brightness, listen up. You better be thankful Trump’s in charge now. He’s going to lead this country back to greatness.

Jena Greene