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You Can Meet Hillary Clinton For A Few Thousand Bucks

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How much would you pay to meet Hillary Clinton? Ten dollars? Five? Two? Can I get one dollar to meet Hillary Clinton? A nickel? Anything?

Apparently, some people are willing to pay a lot more than that. A whole lot more. Our old pal Alex Pappas at Fox News reports:

Starting next month, the former Democratic presidential nominee embarks on a tour across the United States and Canada to promote “What Happened,” her memoir about running against Donald Trump for president…

For $2,375.95 (or $3,000 in Canadian dollars), Clinton fans in Toronto can obtain a “VIP platinum ticket” for her Sept. 28 talk. That ticket includes two front-row seats, a photo with Clinton backstage and a signed book.

Well, anybody dumb enough to pay that much just to hang out with Hillary Clinton deserves to live in Canada.

Has even Bill Clinton ever shelled out that much cash to spend a few minutes with a woman?

If you’ve got a couple grand to spare and you’re still angry about Grandma never, ever, ever becoming president, why not find a better use for that cash? Give it to charity. Sponsor a learning-disabled Antifa kid who’s trying to learn how to read. Roll it into a ball and pound it up your ass with a mallet. Anything would be more worthwhile than that.