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Cleveland Taco Bell Workers Fatally Shoot Attempted Robber

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Taco Bell is bad for your health. Especially if you try to rob the place.

Samuel Chamberlain, Fox News:

Armed employees at a Cleveland Taco Bell shot and killed a would-be robber early Wednesday, police said…

A second suspect fled the scene.

Investigators say five Taco Bell employees were in the store when the suspects came in wearing masks and ordered them to get on the ground. Three of the employees opened fire, striking the suspect.

“Welcome to Taco Bell, may I take your order?
“Uh, yeah, let me get a Double Decker Coffin…”

In the past there have been stories like this, and the victims were actually punished for defending themselves. It doesn’t sound like that’s the case here. I think they should all get big raises. That place is now the safest Taco Bell in America.

For the rest of us, death by Taco Bell will be much slower. Die más!