Keith Olbermann Just Says No To Boobs
ICYMI (In Case You Missed It), the other day a very important thing happened on CNN. No, seriously! A crucial moment in American history occurred on their air. Here’s what it looked like:
Can you believe that a misogynist pig named Clay Travis admitted on live TV that he’s the product of millions of years of evolution? What is he, some sort of science-hugger? I applaud CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin for setting him straight. Just because she was showing a tasteful hint of cleavage at the time, that doesn’t mean we’re supposed to look at it.
It used to be right-wingers who were the humorless moral scolds. I’m glad the other side has now picked up the torch.
As you can imagine, noted feminist Keith Olbermann was not happy about what happened:
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) September 15, 2017
You should heed his words, because nobody knows more about getting fired than Keith Olbermann.
And nobody knows more about the proper way to treat women! Just ask Michelle Malkin, who Olby once called “a big mashed-up bag of meat with lipstick on it.” Or S.E. Cupp, of whom he once said: “On so many levels she’s a perfect demonstration of the necessity of the work Planned Parenthood does.” Or Betsy DeVos, who recently received the following correction from Keith:
The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker https://t.co/D71GP8Qnw0
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) August 26, 2017
That might seem a bit harsh, but at least Keith didn’t good-naturedly blurt out that he likes women’s breasts.
You know, Clay Travis should be more like Bradley Manning. That dude likes boobs so much that he got himself a pair, and now CNN loves him.
It’s 2017. That’s the only answer you need to give when somebody asks why a man should deny his perfectly natural hard-wired impulses. It’s [current year].
i like boobs
UM HELLO IT'S 2017
i know what year it is
YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT IN 2017
yes i know, but
OMG IT'S 2017
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 16, 2017