Irene Sewell, a 27 year old ballroom dancer-turned-runner, decided to be the first person to complete a marathon wearing heels.
That’s 26.2 miles wearing these:
Sewell completed the 7 Bridges Marathon in Chattanooga, Tennessee earlier this month. She says she trained for a year and rotated her footwear to prevent injury.
“I had a year to train — which I needed both physically and mentally. I began running all my runs in heels but quickly learned that was an easy way to wear my feet out and toed the line of possibly getting injured. After having some forefoot pain, I saw a podiatrist who recommended that I run most of my training runs in my normal running shoes and throw in the heels every once and a while.”
I don’t think I’m the only person in complete awe of this. I’ve been on the receiving end of some pretty killer blisters from wearings heels out at night for a few hours. I can’t imagine how Irene did over 26 miles in them.
Given that the average time to complete a marathon is a little over 4 hours, I had to know how long it took Irene. Her getup looked pretty efficient, so I was guessing maybe around 5 or 6. She even wrapped her feet in moleskin to prevent injury.
Turns out, it took Irene 7 hours and 28 minutes to run this thing. The cutoff for a marathon is 7 hours and 30 minutes. She finished two minutes before that. She even mentioned that the police had to rush her along – with the sirens on – to get her to finish in time.
Now I’m not knocking that this is still a pretty cool accomplishment. I’m all for setting records and doing crazy things. Pie eating? Sure thing. Polar bear plunges? I’m there. But if the police literally have to shove you over the finish line with their lights and sirens blazing, maybe stay home instead. There are plenty of other Guinness World Records to aim for that I’d be much more impressed by. Like being covered by the most amount of bees or doing the longest basketball spin while balancing on a toothbrush in your mouth. Not everyone can be a hero. Maybe stick to the mile fun run instead.