I Might Be Done As A Genevieve Morton Fan After Finding Out She Likes Cats

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Genevieve Morton is apparently a fan of cats, and that’s not great news.

Morton is one of the most impressive models in the world. Anybody who knows her work is aware of how impressive her talents are when it comes to the industry.

However, being a fan of cats is the definition of a red flag in my book. Morton shared a photo of herself playing with a cat Monday night, and captioned the shot, “My little cuties need a lot of attention ….. just like their mom.” (SLIDESHOW: All The Times Lindsey Pelas Stripped Down On Instagram)

My little cuties need a lot of attention ….. just like their mom

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Everybody knows that you can’t be a winner in this life and also be a big fan of cats. It’s all about dogs and absolutely nothing else. Dogs are capable of hunting, guarding a house and many other things. Cats don’t do anything than lounge around and do nothing useful for humans.

I run for the hills the moment a woman tells me she’s a big fan of felines. I literally can’t get on the move fast enough. (This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

Here’s my message for anybody who thinks hoarding cats is a genius idea:

This is such a heartbreaking turn of events. Morton was one of the my top models. She was possibly in my top five. This is even worse than when I found out Hailey Clauson was a Green Bay Packers fan. That was at least football and understandable. But cats? I’m not sure I’ll be able to rebound from that development. (SLIDESHOW: These Are The Sexiest Women On Instagram)

On the other hand, her modeling is out of this world. (SLIDESHOW: This Model Hates Covering Up On Instagram)

Need a vacation on @gayaislandresort again @worldswimsuit

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My whole world and view of Morton has been turned upside down. What ever shall I do? I just wanted to watch some “Westworld” tonight, and now I’m questioning everything.

Just a devastating revelation.

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