Tired of regular old Biblical angels at the top of your Christmas tree? You’re in luck. Because the 2017 holiday season is officially being re-marketed as Resistmas.
Now, scorned and despondent sore losers still crying over the election can top their trees with a variety of women that represent the resistance.
Nonprofit group “Women To Look Up To” has made some iconic women available for purchase and veneration. Here’s a couple of my personal favorites:
The oh-so relatable Beyonce:
Turn your Christmas tree into a ‘Resistmas’ tree with these @Womentolookup2 feminist tree toppers—think @Beyonce and @SerenaWilliams angels. Or maybe even wish upon a…STATESWOMAN @HillaryClinton https://t.co/VOm0OEzfPE
— MAKERS (@MAKERSwomen) December 6, 2017
Serena Williams, who isn’t very vocal about her politics, somehow gets lumped into the group all the same:
— Brian Abbott (@brianabbott) December 6, 2017
And how could we forget Hillary Clinton? Complete with angel wings to remind her admirers just how perfect she really is.
— The Daily Sheeple (@TheDailySheeple) December 6, 2017
Also marketed is queen of moral high ground and fierce conqueror of chocolate milk Michelle Obama. Complete with her own glitter and wings.
But if celebrating corrupt politicians as angelic idols isn’t contradictory enough, you can also buy confusing cards to celebrate the holiday season in perfect 2017 fashion:
— 5shoutsout (@5shoutsout) December 5, 2017
Merry Resistmas to all the deplorables who cling to their guns and religion out there.