If you’ve been spending all your free time mining for Bitcoin and finally have enough to invest somewhere, look no further.
Because for the very reasonable price of 33 Bitcoin ($542,000), a beachside Miami penthouse can be all yours, according to The New York Post. Please note that conventional currency, such as the U.S. dollar, is not accepted. But don’t let that throw you off. This is Miami, so I’m sure everything is on the up and up.
Redfin economist Nela Richardson explains just how rare it is to see something like this in the real estate market. “Switching to a currency with so much volatility puts people at risk in an area that should be a sound, steady investment. We think this home for sale is more of a rare event than the start of a larger trend.”
Doesn’t that make you feel so much better?
The penthouse, seen below, has one bedroom and one and a half baths. It’s located in the Biscayne Bay area, which looks across at Miami Beach. Unfortunately, no tours are available of the condo. You really just have to trust your gut on this one. But hey, if you’ve been mining for Bitcoin, blindly throwing money at some nebulous cryptocurrency that absolutely nobody understands, you’re probably a risk taker already.
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So go ahead. Dive in. You know you’re tempted. Your totally private and foolproof Miami investment awaits.