It’s Monday, December 18, 2017. This is The Daily Caller Newsroom.
Remember when Al Franken promised to resign because he’s a creepy weirdo?
Well, turns out some of his Democratic colleagues in the Senate are saying he doesn’t need to do that anymore. Four to be exact.
Additionally, if you weren’t living under a rock for the past week, you’re probably aware of the epic trolling we pulled with the assistance of FCC chairman Ajit Pai.
Now, two of the biggest A-list nerds on the internet — Mark “Woke Groundrunner” Hamill and Ted Cruz — are trading lightsaber blows over our work on Twitter.
The reeeeeeee is strong with this one.